And Can I Get A Hot Tub

Let’s just dive right in.

I registered for the Blog Elevated conference.  It’s a promising conference on how to take my blog to the next level and networking and all that stuff the blog conferences is made of.  Plus it’s like a mile from my house.  Yay for Houston getting things that I want to be a part of.  I’ve met some awesome ladies through Facebook and Twitter but we usually just get together and talk about wine and Instagram.  Don’t get me wrong, that is a BIG part of the blogging process, but I still want to learn real things about blogging.  I’m not saying you will be seeing lots of ads on the sides for things but I can learn how to grow my audience.

Speaking of , I’m not sure if you’ve noticed the Houston Moms Blog contributor button over there on the side ->.  Clearly I am going to be a contributor on the Houston Moms Blog.  It’s actually a nation-wide network of moms who blog but since we get to be Houston specific, I get to do Houstony things.

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AND speaking of Houstony things, remember when I experienced the best string of concert luck since Demetri Martin had Woodstock at his house?! Well I’m getting another good go at things.  Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes.

Saturday, August 24 – DAVE MUTHAF*CKING CHAPPELLE AND THE MUTHAF*CKING FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS ARE GOING TO BE AT THE PAVILLION.

Do you understand the magnitude (POP! POP!) of what I just typed?!

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I’m psyhced just typing it.  Let me type it again.

DAVE CHAPPELLE AND FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS WILL BE IN MY FACE ON SATURDAY!  OH and who did they bring with them? Just my favorite chart maker Demetri Martin.  BOOM!  I mentioned Demetri Martin three times in one post!!!

Special shot out to Whitney for helping me get the tickets.  Go say hi to Whitney and thank her for being awesome.

I can’t wait to get some t-shirts and non-sensical memoribillia.

AND Mayer Hawthorne will be in town in Septmeber.

 

AND

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OMG y’all.

 

Y’ALL

CHUCK PALAHNIUK IS GOING TO BE IN HOUSTON ON MY BIRTHDAY.

He’s doing a release for Doomed, the sequel to Damned, about a 13 year old girl ruling Hell,  and it’s literally exactly on my actual birthday in my actual city that I live in.

Y’ALL!

OMG.  I’m going in this weekend to get my Fight Club tattoo touched up so it can be ready for my birthday.  I mean I need the bubbles re-inked but this is even more of a reason to get it done.  And I will take my copy of Fight Club (once I get it back from my sister) that does NOT have the movie poster on it and I will get it signed and then I will go to the bank and get a safety deposit box and keep it in there forever.

Or at least just keep it safe in a shoe box.  The thieves go for the safety deposit boxes first anyway according to every bank robbery movie ever.

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everything is coming up Millhouse!

 

 

 

14 thoughts on “And Can I Get A Hot Tub

  1. Dude I'm excited for you!! I should find a blogger group in Memphis… oh Memphis, I wish you were Houston. How hype of a life you're living huh <nudge nudge> huh?!!! Keep it coming girlie!

    1. you should! i honestly found the first blogger conference i went to by googling \”blogger conference in texas\” and then i met the bloggers and got into the facebook group and so on and so on.

  2. As we've established, I want to go to the conference too, but only if I can get in at a discount or free. I need a fancy blogger camera so I need to save my pennies. I saw Dave Chappelle at the Improv right after he walked away from Comedy Central and it was amazing – I read about his new stuff and it's supposed to be just like the old stuff, only older. The only thing I know about Fight Club is that you can't talk about it, so I will abide by that rule.

  3. This whole post had me rolling on the floor! And the last gif sent me over the edge, haha. You are so welcome for the help! Hope I can see you Saturday!

  4. POP! POP! What an awesome post!! I wanted to go see Dave Effing Chappelle but my broke ass couldn't get two tickets LOL!!

    I'm srsly debating on BE! I got a discount code so I might hit it up.. It's not far from me either but I'd have to take the Friday off at work. I'll see if I can work my magic LOL!

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