warning, this is a potty mouth post. i would say this disclaimer was so my mom wouldn’t read it, but I think she would get a kick out of it.
I am mildly obsessed with the Sam Jackson talking to Siri commercial by Verizon.
Mostly because it makes me think about the Dave Chappelle skit and I want Sam to go “mmm mmm bitch!” after talking to Siri.
But seriously, after I saw this for the first time I look Brownlee point blank in the face and said “I want one of those damn phones”. He thought it was funny because I very much do NOT want an iPhone, but I am nothing if not a consumer, and I mean it’s Sam Jackson! And I get that the clever, one-sided banter doesn’t even matter because you have to hit the button for Siri to even try and understand what you’re getting her to do. I DON’T CARE!
So then I started my own hashtag (because that’s what twitter is for) which I find so hilarious, I gave it it’s own blog post.
#SamJacksonSiriOuttakes
Real tweets. (From me cause I’m the only one who does it)
“How many ounces in a cup motherfucka?”
“Do you want hotspatcho bitch? What? What aint no soup I ever heard of”
“Say search not found again Suri. Say it again bitch!”
“Enough is enough! Tell me where I can get muthafuckin mushrooms for this muthafuckin risotto.”
I’m just going to end this post now because what more can I possibly add to it?
This.
You forgot "Would you like a reminder?"
YES, I WANT A MOTHERF&CKIN' REMINDER, BITCH!!
You're welcome.
love!
lmaoooooooo!!! I dont care if I heard all this the other day…it’s funny as hell in print. you stupid. lmao.
Does this mean you're going to be playing on my phone when I upgrade from the 4?
Siri, you know where a nigga can find a tasty burger?
And you will know my name is the Lord, when you taste my mothafuckin gazpacho?
I can't stop laughing! Sam says "Them niggas stole my Siri, and I hope they burn in hell!" Lol! Just had to get one in.
ha! i knew you would like it, but i didn't think you would join in