Darndest Things 01.09.15

Who’s On First

Scene:
Us. Watching Ninja Turtles.  So basically any day of the week.

Addy: Raph say “Shutup Donnie.”
Me: Ok but don’t say shutup.
Addy: I didn’t say shutup. Raph said shutup.
Me: You’re saying shutup by saying “Raph said shutup.”
Addy: No. Raph said shutup to Donnie. I not saying shutup.  I say Raph said “Shutup Donnie.”
Me: Shutup.

 

Abandonment Issues

Scene: Saturday night after the aquarium someone (Addy) was fighting sleep while someone (me) was dozing off

Addy: Mommy. You left me.  You and Daddy left me.
Me: Dude. We took you to the aquarium today. We didn’t leave you.
Addy:  You left me and you have to take me now.
Me:  Take you where?  Where did we leave you?
Addy: When you went to Mexico.  You have to take me to Mexico.

 

I Brought This On Myself

Scene: Addy in the tub.

Me: {mockingly} My name is Addy.  I’m three.  I go to school and my daddy drops me off and my mommy picks me up.
Addy: {same tone} My name is Mommy. I take a nap.

ya burnt

 

FIN.

3 thoughts on “Darndest Things 01.09.15

  1. The posts about your daughter and what she is saying are freaking hilarious!! I just found your blog through Houston Mom's Blog. Congratulations on being a new contributor!

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