You might have come here looking for a cutie picture of Addy. Well something so spectacular happened I would be breaking all parenting blogging laws of the universe if I didn’t break protocol and blog about it.
Addy peed in the pantry.
This fail was so epic I even made it my Facebook status. As a general rule I make a point not to bombard my personal feed with parenting nothingness.
Let’s rewind.
Friday evening Addy stayed with YaYa as per usual. While I was still there she told YaYa she had to potty and ran to the Elmo potty they keep on hand. Lo and behold that little monkey actually peed in it.
Sunday, Addy came home with a bag full of PullUps. YaYa was ready to start the potty encouraging.
Of course Addy is over the tiny potty we have and wants to sit on the big pot. Mostly she wants to use toilet paper and flush it. Whatever. I hoist her up there and hold on to her because she is a girl and science dictates she will in fact fall in the toilet at least once in her life. Not on my watch. She shoos me away and one handedly grabs for toilet paper, makes a wipe motion, and puts it in the pot. It’s like she’s been hovering over toilets in clubs her whole 2 years.
No potty.
She takes a bath.
Gets out and runs amok naked. This is normal.
She comes from around the kitchen and announces, “I DID IT! I POTTY!”
I give Brownlee a look. He looks back. We look at Addy. She’s all smiles.
He checks the kitchen. Nothing. Opens the door to the pantry. Comes back into the living room.
“She peed in the pantry.”
I’m not shocked. Or surprised? I’m just…like huh. She hangs out in the pantry. A LOT. She makes a grand production of walking into it and closing the door behind her while periodically hopping out to “scare” me while I’m cooking. Or sometimes she just sits in there doing who knows what. Quietly. In the dark.
She’s probably been in there peeing this whole time we just never cared because there was a diaper there to catch it.
Thankfully she didn’t shit where we eat.
LOL! Oh my goodness, that is hilarious!!
And what's even funnier is that Ms BreWrites didn't move a single muscle to aid in capturing the naked "pissy" baby because she was too busy updating her Facebook status and starting this blog.
Addy Daddy
i wasn't on bath duty!
LOL! This child of yours is always making me laugh. I mean, at least she is pottying??? Hahahahaha
Hilarious! She's got the basics down, just working out the logistics.
WHAAAAAT?! Bahahaha! The pantry is her bathroom! I mean, think about it. She goes in there, closes the door behind her, and sits quietly. You might want to redirect her to the correct door. 😉
Either that OR put her a potty in the pantry….either way!
this is never going to get old. I can't wait til tomorrow. 😉
Too funny. This little girl really loves her privacy. Your dad and I think she may be equating your pantry to our bathroom, because the toilet is separated from the rest of the bathroom. I'm soooo loving it! It's time to start that book on baby antics.