Stranger Danger

i had my first belly rub from a stranger today.  i thought maybe since i was 7 months and it hadn’t happened yet that i would make it all the way to the end.  wrong.

we were waiting (and waiting and waiting) for a table at Boiling Crab and when i got up to ask the host what our status was, the people next to us were like “oh we didn’t even realize you were pregnant” and then BOOM, Abuelita reached out and grabbed me.  i was so shocked i just stood there. and the boy was all “oh she just likes babies and pregnant people”.  i like sexy men but you don’t see me grabbing on every one that walks past.  she didn’t really say anything she just smiled at me and i sat back down and Stacey and Shon and LaJuanda just let her do it.

there’s just something odd about the whole thing.  not that i’m overly superstitious about stuff, but just like how i don’t like any old person just saying “i’ll pray for you” (yes i feel some sort of way about that)  i don’t want just anyone grabbing at my stomach.

tre bizarre.

6 thoughts on “Stranger Danger

  1. lmao, yea it is kinda weird when you think about it that way. lmao. it's still ok if we rub all over your belly right?

      1. lol, we probably wouldn't care and would do it anyways. 🙂 Can't wait to see you (and your belly) Saturday, YAY!

  2. Personal space = Stay the F*** out of my bubble!
    Just because you are carrying around a little person inside you people seem to think it has become socially acceptable to jump up and begin groping you. F that! I pity tha foo that touches me when/if I become preggo! Can you say hormones?? I might have to bust out the baby powder and get nasty on some bitches!

    Friends and people you know are one thing, but complete strangers?? I don't think so…

    Anyhoo, kudos for keeping your composure. Keep fighting the good fight!

  3. I woulda slapped her hand away! I can't STAND when people do that isht! They might be passing bad vibes to lil Monkey Pie-ito/ita. Shoot. HOW RUDE!

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