so one of the girls on the bump posted this Madame Zaritska Predicts your Birthing Experience online quiz. you answer a few silly questions and get your results. here:
The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have dark violet eyes and a little patch of auburn hair.
LMAO. here’s the website: http://bit.ly/2EpR1Rz
ooh looks like there’s other quizzes! let’s take them…
Madame Zaritska also suggests baby names:
For a male child:
Carter
Garret
Loren
Shawn
Zackary
For a female child:
Audrey
Helen
Katarina
Mckayla
Yvonne
of course we all know the name is not to be discussed….or is it….dun dun dunnnn
HAPPY FRIDAY!
Too funny! Madam Zaritska must have thought that only white women would take her quiz, huh?!
I could just see your daughter with the auburn patch in her hair sitting in a class answering to the name Audrey Brownless. Pleeeeeeze!!!!!!! LMAO!
Oops! Got carried away on the "s". I meant Audry Brownlee. Sorry Tyrone! Even thought Brownless is appropriate for Madame Zaritska's crap! Ha!Ha!
I can't stay awake for 19hrs….
lol @ Mommy. and yeah…Madam Zaritska must be Miss Cleo's other personality…cuz she is absolutely full of it. Violet eyes?! Booooooooo!!! And plus…MP is a boy!!! Duh!!! lol.
I like Audrey too, but too bad its the name of the girl that my first real boyfriend simultaneously dated for 2 of the 4 years that we dated. Oh well. I am all for the violet eyes. Let's see you explain that one. Our roots have been tampered with and anything can happen.
i have a boy cousin named loren. i always thought it was lorne until i saw it written. and it's funny that mckayla is on there. and why so underweight? the head alone is gonna be 4 pounds. lol
and the arms alone are gonna be 16 inches…#shegetitfromhermomma LMAO!!! Luv u, Bre!!!
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