Cup Runneth Over

I’m in much higher spirits these days. Especially after last night.
Earlier this week I mentioned my bra problem. A couple weeks ago Gabby had so eloquently mentioned “your boobs are getting big” while we were out. I had kinda noticed but it wasn’t that big of a deal. But Wednesday I was so uncomfortable in my regular bra that I went in the bathroom and took it off. I put my jacket on and went about my work.
Brownlee was all “why you walking around with no draws on like a homeless person?!”. The maternity bra I bought from Target was no bueno. So I went to Motherhood Maternity to get measured and see what they had to offer.
Surprisingly they are super affordable and very comfortable but I was having some issues and getting hungry so I left the store empty handed and went back to work.
On my way home I stopped at the mall to try again. More stores, more options. I went to JCPennys. The lady measured me and told me I was in between cup sizes, try both, and burnt off.
Macy’s was just way too expensive.
So back to Motherhood. I figured maternity would be best anyway cause they have these little pockets to put the nursing pads so you don’t leak through the bra. Brownlee wondered if they were cell phone pockets since he is fascinated with women storing things in their bras. He also thinks all of them should come unhooked in the front cause that would have made his younger years so much easier.
Anyway, the girl re-measured me and gave me some options. We were both shocked that she bumped me up 2 cup sizes. Totally misconstruing my idea of boobage.
Either way I’m super comfortable now and there won’t be any disrobing in the office bathroom in the near future. At least I hope not. (Fingers and bra straps crossed)

Oh! I forgot to add that Ariel might be amused to know that it has 3 hooks. I’m fumbling around like a 13 year old boy back there.

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11 thoughts on “Cup Runneth Over

  1. LMAO to the comments about storing cell phones & making Brownlee's yearger years easier!!! hahaha

    I'm glad you found some better bras! Pretty soon, you'll notice the new cleavage is a trap for the crumbs…if your messy like me, lol.

  2. omg! your novio is a mess! 😛
    sooo glad you found a bra that is comfortable for you…
    btw, i have to see how big the new boobies are (not in a gay way!)…i obviously haven't seen you in a while! i do miss rubbing your belly 😉

    1. LMAO…Gen, why do you have to keep giving Browlnee amunition? Seriously….first he's the sexiest man alive & now you can't wait to see is novia's boobies???

  3. I was simply stating that it seemed pretty logical instead of making all these different bras then making even more bras with the flaps in the front..it sounds way easier to just make all the variations with the front flaps……I’m just saying.

    And while we’re on the subject of women’s clothing….yall should start a movement, protest or something. Instead of or in addition to the right to vote yall shouldve been making strides towards a uniform size chart!! It makes no sense for a size 4 at Macy’s to not be the same as a size 4 from Gucci. WIth all the technology in the world, you can pinpoint a person thru a cellphone but a woman can’t find her size ANYWHERE!!!

    1. HAHA, now I disagree with this. Although I wish it wasn't so frustrating being clothes, womens stores need to make clothes differently b/c women are all shaped different! I/e two women can be the same "size" but one has a beer gut & no a— & the other has a small waist & a big ole booty. That's why the sizes have to be cut differently. Men can just buy by the waist size, b/c you wear them baggy. Well I don't want them falling down to my knees!

  4. Don't mock my "eloquent" statement! I told you!!! Sucka!!! LOL @ your 3 hooks. Step ya game up & get to 5! 😉

  5. Oh…and I agree with Brownlee about the sizes. Regardless of shape…I should be able to fit a size ____ everywhere. The cut of clothing should be uniform. Makes sense to me. Different sizes should be the reasoning behind different shapes. Sorry for adding more fuel to Brownlee's fire, but I really do agree with him…and not just cuz he's my fave. lol.

  6. Amused, indeed. I might've even saved the txt where you told me it was a possibility. Grandmommy asked what size cup you are now and I said probably B. Heh heh heh.

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